We Did It!

That's right, folks!
For all the right reasons - ranging from "Love" to "Some People Have 14 Of Them" - Geoff & Alicia, heretofore referred to as "We," are going to have a BABY! What better way to announce it to the world than a public blog? Wow, how far we have come, huh America? It used to be that you'd announce a pregnancy at dinner, after a few drinks, and then her parents would ask you to leave the table.

BUT NOT NOW! WOO HOO!
We're quite excited, in between the bouts of restlessness, irritability, hormonal tsunamis, aches, nausea, hunger siege, and finding the best prenatal vitamins.

So, let's get going with the Q&A.
Actually, I'll just put in the A, you can imagine the Q for yourselves.

1. About 12 weeks. We'll let you count backwards to see when the Little Blessing was sent along.
2. We're feeling "boy," but truly, we want a healthy, chunky, pink baby with a proportioned head, and partiality to quick, painless entrances.
   
3. Yes, we have picked out names for either gender. We're keeping them secret, unless you already know, in which case you can tell other people and we'll deny we ever met you.
4. No, not until the baby's at least 6, unless it's born with it, then we'll just let it grow naturally.
   
5. Yes, we will find out the gender. Some people want to be "surprised," but when it's 50-50, the only surprise is giving birth to a live sturgeon.
   
6. Not really, but it would be nice to find one who speaks English as even a 3rd language.
7. NO WAY! You're gross, grow up. Go to YouTube, weirdo.
   
8. Yes, we will be banking the blood from the umbilical cord. The blood's ability to aid in healing and reversal of some diseases counts majorly toward holding on to it. Stem Cells, people.
   
9. Not in a kiddie pool, no.
10. We embrace Life just enough to let It know we Appreciate It. Then we let It do It's thing. That's why.

Please stay tuned for updates and pictures as news warrants.
So happy you can read, and care!

And with no further adieu...

LOTT BABY L.A.!!!